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British Tease
Reviewed by Joe on 27th June 2006

Overall Rating 61/100
British Tease
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Nice looking site, nice looking girls and 100 % exclusive but not a lot else going for the site. There are hardly any features available and the amount of content is a little low on the ground and, with most of the video content being more behind the scenes sort of style, it really suffers on this side. To be honest this site didn’t get me that excited and as it is I really don’t think it is worth the sign up fee.


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Overall Rating 61/100
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When I first hit this site I liked what I saw. It is simple which, as you know, I like and it looked really professional and clean. There are 4 sections to the site and these are “Home”, “Galleries”, “Videos” and “Info” these are all pretty much self explanatory and if you are confused as to what each of them means then how the hell did you manage to turn the Pc on?

The whole theme of this site is cute girls in outfits & uniforms who love to get nude & rude in front of the camera for you which is an interesting concept and not really one for me but if you are interested in this sort of thing then read on.

There are no search tools available to members and, not just that, there aren’t any other special features at all; I know that I said I liked simplicity but this is just ridiculous. In my opinion a minimum a site should have is the gallery .zip options and a decent full size image viewer with the back and next buttons and, if we are really going to push the boat out, a slide show option.

There is a help section but as with the rest of the site it has as many features as a Rubik’s cube. It gives very basic support on viewing the videos and that is it. For any other support you will have to email them and ask for help. This is not ideal and a basic FAQ on member, browser and movie issues is the minimum that I expect from a site nowadays.


The girls available to you on this site are all pretty good looking and all being pretty much in the 18 – 25 age range. The content is all 100% exclusive to British Tease which is great and gives all of the girls a nice fresh look. All of the content is either girl solo or girl on girl, with the very rare bit of boy on girl, which is kind of limiting but if that is the sort of stuff you are after then that’s fine.

Video Section

Right, well the videos are, as expected with this site, extremely limiting and most of their videos come straight from the photo shoots which does end up in you having to watch the girl doing robot like movements and endure extremely slow action while the cameraman winds on his Kodak.

The videos come with no choice of format and are either .mpg or nothing, you can download the videos with a right click and “save target as” but even when downloading the maximum resolution you are going to get with most of the videos is 384 x 288 which is ok I suppose but is definitely not the best I have come across.

To be completely honest I got bored of watching the videos as the girls pouted and posed for the camera; it was like watching Zoolander in action. If British Tease want to even get close to other sites on the market at the moment they will have to provide some more action in their videos and give their members a few more options for format and resolution (the higher the better). Also with currently only 26 videos on offer they definitely need to up the quantity by a fair bit.

Photo Section

The photos are all of fairly good quality and there is a nice selection of photos to choose between which are all organised in date order with a nice description so you know what to expect from your photo shoot. Each of the photos has a resolution of 800 x 1200 which is fairly good and they are all of a good quality.

This is pretty much all I can say about the photos, there are no options on resolutions or anything else really. The minimum that British Tease needs are the basic full size photo set navigation so you can flick from photo to photo without hitting back and selecting a new one and also the .zip set download feature is a great little feature to have on your site.

Picture Features

Quantity: 16,000
Picture Size: 800 x 1200
Searchable: No
ZIP Downloads:
Picture Slideshows:
Updates: New Photo Set every 2-3 days

Video Features

Quantity: 25
Formats: MPEG
Video Size: 384 x 288
Clip Duration: 3 – 5 minutes
Downloadable: Yes
Preview Thumbs: No
Video DRM:
IPod/PSP Videos:
Updates: Unsure not stated

General Features

Member Support: No
Movie Support: Yes
Join Option: Credit Card
Join Fees: $19.95 for 30 days - recurring every 30 days, $24.95 for 30 days - non recurring
Cancellation Links: None Available