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Christina Noir
Reviewed by joe on 17th July 2006

Overall Rating 59/100
Christina Noir
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A very amateur design with quite a lot of the actual content looking a little too amateur for me. With a lack of options and a real lack of content on offer I would steer well clear of this one unless you really take a shine to the main star as that is pretty much all you get with this one.


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This one is dedicated to dirty house wife Christina Noir, who is a 30 something year old who enjoys shagging loads of random blokes whilst her husband watches and films the whole thing. The guys and girls that she shags are usually people that have emailed in through the site and want to have a good servicing; so it’s all very amateur action.

I have to admit before we go too far that she really didn’t float my boat, in fact she positively sunk it, but you might think she is gorgeous so it’s all down to personal taste I suppose.

The site has a bit of a dated and amateur design to it but that is the charm with this sort of site and you come to expect it with the amateur, solo sites. The navigation worked brilliantly and I could not complain. I just love the sites that make it nice and simple to find the good stuff. Unfortunately there was no search tool available or even filtering options so once you have got to the videos you are left to your own devices.

The online help is not really that in depth with in fact very little support is provided but hey at least they have a help area; there are a lot of sites out there that don’t even have that.


All of the content is based around Christine Noir with either: solo work, boy/girl, girl on girl or group. So even though it is only Christine you still get a fair bit of variation especially for a solo site.

The “About Me” section of the site has absolutely loads of information on Christine and here you can find out everything you have ever wanted to know about an amateur porn star down to whether or not she spits or swallows, now that’s detail.

As I have already mentioned, Christine gets most of her male co stars by people sending in requests and this is done on the “Hook Up” page, where there is a list of rules. If you follow all of these rules (including the “minimum Dick Size” stipulation which made me laugh) then you could be in the next video on Christine Noir.

Christine has a fairly regularly updated blog for you to have a look through so that you can see what she is really like and hear what she has to say about all of her sexual adventures. You can also see a blog from the point of view of her husband, which is quite an interesting read if not a little weird that he is so relaxed about his wife shagging countless other guys.

Video Section:

The main video section is a list of all of her videos, in date order, with a mini screen shot of part of the action and a fairly in depth description from Christine herself explaining how it all happened. You have either the option of downloading/streaming the entire movie in .WMV format or you have the option of downloading/streaming the movie in 5 mb segments. More of a choice of formats would have been nice and possibly a few more screenshots. The videos are all 320 x 240 and the video quality is not amazing. I think they really need to purchase a new video camera and get some hi def, or even just better quality, content to compete with a lot of sites on the market at the moment.

Christine has started to introduce some content from a few other women but at the moment this section is a little sparse for content, only offering 5 videos.

You also have the Web Cam section were she has a live show twice a week for you to watch and she also has a link so you can watch her last show if you missed it. Unfortunately there is no archive of her previous Web Cam videos which is a little bit silly if you ask me and would be great to introduce to the site.

Photo Section:

The photo gallery is unfortunately a pre built gallery tool which means that there are hardly any options and it really does not look part of the site. You have the option of either a small picture (around 400 x 600) or a slightly larger one (roughly about 1024 x 768) but this does vary between shoots quite a lot. Navigation of this sort of gallery is always an absolute pain with the image size resetting each time you go to a new picture and it being a cumbersome and annoying ordeal.

I would like to see them try to build their own photo gallery with at least the option to download the pictures in .zip format and to keep the resolution the same whilst flicking between images.

Picture Features

Quantity: 2750 + (approx)
Picture Size: 400 x 600 or 1024 x 768 (approx as it varies between sets)
Searchable: No
ZIP Downloads:
Picture Slideshows:
Updates: 1 set a week (roughly as varies a lot)

Video Features

Quantity: 63
Formats: WMV/ASF
Video Size: 320 x 240
Clip Duration: Varies between 5 and 25 minutes
Downloadable: Yes
Preview Thumbs: No
Video DRM:
IPod/PSP Videos:
Updates: Unable to tell

General Features

Member Support: Yes
Movie Support: Yes
Join Option: Credit Card, Online Check
Join Fees: $19.95 for 30 days
Cancellation Links: Available Via Billing Company site