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Celebs Video Archive
Reviewed by Joe on 11th December 2006


66/100
Overall Rating 66/100
Celebs Video Archive
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Summary:

If you join this site donít expect to see any hardcore scenes between some of your favourite movie stars as they can only work with what they have got. But the site does seem to have all of the latest movies and they have pretty much every slipped and erect nipple you could think of. If you are into your celebrities and want to see all of their sexy mistakes and scenes in one place then this one is almost certainly going to do the job, but if you are after good old fashioned porn then steer clear.


Ratings

Content Quality

7/10

Overall Quality

8/10

Exclusivity

2/10

Updates

7/10

Design/Nav

8/10

Value for money

8/10

Speed

9/10

Member Support

3/10

Personality

5/10

Reviewers Slant

9/10
66/100
Overall Rating 66/100
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General:

This is the first celebrity porn site that I have reviewed so you will have to bear with me on this one guys. I suppose all you can expect from a site of this sort is to have as many celebrities on there as possible and have all of the latest action for your viewing pleasure. Did this site live up to my expectationsÖ..well thereís only one way to find out.

The site looks well designed with a spattering of fit celebs on the header image to keep you interested. Pretty much all of your navigation is going to be done from the celebrity drop down list or the alphabet toolbar where you can jump between pages of celebs sorted by name. The Homepage has a few helpful hints on downloading and viewing the videos. Unfortunately the rest of the homepage is just a massive list of their recommended sites, which I think is a little cheeky as when you are a paying member the last thing you want to see is a list of adverts for other sites.

When browsing through the celebs you get a nice 240 x 200 image of them, so you can easily find the one you are after, it also displays the amount of different content they have as they have one file for each one. Once you have selected your celeb you get a small bio on the star, a list of the videos they have as well as a link to any photos that they have available.

The support is only as extensive as I mentioned above, there is no FAQ and the only other thing you have to fall back on is the email link provided on the homepage.


Content:

There is a great selection of celebs to choose from; in fact too many to even try and mention. Just put it this way, pretty much any celebrity you can think of, they have. If you donít believe me then just go and have a look at the site as you are able to view the drop downs of celebs on file when just visiting.

Now as you would expect, there isnít much hardcore action as all of these people are celebs and arenít going to get involved in this sort of thing....well apart from the obvious (yes Paris and Pam Iím talking about you). Most of the action on this site is slow motion nipple slips, hard nipples and movie sex scenes so most of it is left to your imagination. I felt like a little bit of a perv with some of the videos (Joe squints hard struggling to see Jessica Albaís wet suit covered nipples in a slow-motion 3 second clip) as they really werenít worth it but I suppose that is down to personal opinion.

You are given a text string search tool which allows you to search in the celebs biography or in the video descriptions; which is all you need really as you would probably come to this site knowing what you want anyway.

You have the section titled Hot, which gives you the top 50 most downloaded videos so you can see what other people find interesting and hopefully will please you too. There is a section called New which, I am sure is not going to be a bombshell, contains the 50 latest videos. Nice work guys, simple but effective thatís what I like to see.


Video Section:

The videos are either in .avi or .wmv and because of the nature of this site they are all completely different lengths and resolution but are all fairly impressive. I would have liked to have seen some full screen hd quality content, especially from the stuff that has been ripped from DVDs.

With each of the movie clips you get a pretty good description from the webmaster explaining exactly what you are going to get with the clips. You also get the length of the clip and the download size.

The update schedule for this site is not entirely obvious, but I suppose as soon as another celeb gets a cold nipple there will be a video on the site.


Photo Section:

Each of the celebs tends to have a few photos on them and even the ones without videos usually have a few photos to keep you interested. The photos are all in a fairly impressive resolution with the minimum that I saw being 1024 x 768 up to some really massive resolutions.

There really isnít much else I can says for the photos as there arenít enough of them to warrant any other options so I suppose they have done their job.





Picture Features

Quantity: Around 6 Ė 12 images per Celebrity
Picture Size: Varies between photos
Searchable: Yes
ZIP Downloads:
Picture Slideshows:
Updates: Unable to Tell



Video Features

Quantity: Unable to Tell
Formats: WMV/ASF, AVI (Standard)
Video Size: Varies between clips
Clip Duration: Varies between clips
Downloadable: Yes
Preview Thumbs: Yes
Video DRM:
IPod/PSP Videos:
Updates: Unable to tell



General Features

Member Support: No
Movie Support: Yes
Join Option: Credit Card
Join Fees: : $29.95 for 30 days recurring, other options available
Cancellation Links: No