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Cum Trainer (Re-Review)

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Reviewed by Joe on 3rd January 2007


85/100
Overall Rating 85/100
Cum Trainer (Re-Review)
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Summary:

With some really good added value sections available on the site and some really amazing HD videos all that lets the site down is the lack of any real photo content with the site relying wholly on screen caps for this side of things. The star of the show isn’t going to be everyone’s cup of tea but she more than makes up for it by doing some pretty damn hardcore stuff with cum; lets face it there aren’t many porn stars that you have seen down 40 loads of sperm in one go!


Ratings

Content Quality

8/10

Overall Quality

7/10

Exclusivity

10/10

Updates

7/10

Design/Nav

8/10

Value for money

9/10

Speed

9/10

Member Support

9/10

Personality

9/10

Reviewers Slant

9/10
85/100
Overall Rating 85/100
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General:

We reviewed this site all the way back in 2003 and thought it was about time to come back and see what has been happening. When I first came across the site name I wasn’t quite sure what the hell it was going to be about as I was unsure how people would train drips and drops of cum and I was pretty sure that it wasn’t going to be doing many tricks. The site is in fact all about a woman called Britney who loves nothing more than swallowing up load after load of cum in a variety of different ways interlaced with her partaking in different sexual techniques.

The site looks great with a lovely blue colour scheme and a well designed header, with a few pictures with Britney in action. The site has a rather packed top navigation bar and at first it was a little confusing but after doing a little exploring it became easy enough to use. The homepage has all of the latest news, as well as this the homepage has a link to the latest full movies. You can also see when the next video is going to be online and also take part in the poll and see what the other members would do in your situation. An example of one of the questions is “If you could have ONE hour with me, you would...” I would like to say I opted for the “...mostly chat with me and then just get a quick blowjob” but hey I am a male! One thing that I really didn’t like about the site design was the fact that it displayed your username and password on every page of the site; this means that it is going to be quite easy for anyone to take a sneaky peek over your shoulder and use your membership.

The support is provided by a separate support site and it reminded me very much of the perfect gonzo support system which is not a bad thing in the slightest. The support system included a ticket system, a ticket status facility, a live support messaging tool, a pretty impressive knowledge base and a really clever little option called the troubleshooter which works much like the windows troubleshooter and narrows down what your problem is by asking you a series of questions. I don’t think I would be going to far by saying that this is almost the perfect support area, all it would need to get a 10 would be to have a place where members are able to view and edit their membership details.


Content:

Britney is not a Teen by any meaning of the word so avoid if you are looking for a young model to get excited over. Britney is more of a MILF and although I did not find her stunning, you certainly wouldn’t push her out of bed for farting (and to be honest I’m not exactly beating them off with a shitty stick).

As well as the video and photo content, which I will bring up in the appropriate sections, you also get a bit called Britney’s Corner. In here you can see a list of different articles on a variety of sexual matters. This is a great added value and is actually a really informative and well written collection of articles.

You also get a few bonus sites and live chat section but these do not go towards the score, this is because I simply do not have time to check each of the bonus sites for quality and content and secondly for the fact that it is plain lazy. In my opinion Britney would be better just to get rid of these sections and de-clog the navigation bar a little.

There is also a section titled “Talk to Britney” which is simply a forum. This seems a fairly active feature and most questions posed to Britney seem to get answered fairly quickly.


Video Section:

There are several different options for videos on this site, I will go into the ones that are actually Cum Trainer content in a minute, but others that are available for viewing are the 44 Amateur clips, 698 Clips in the Clip collection section and you also have 12 available in the bonus download section. I think I am right in saying that this content is simply content from other sites from the people that make Cum Trainer and although they are not amazing in quality they are worth having there for when you want something a little different.

Right then, lets get down to the good stuff. You are once again presented with an option when viewing Britney’s videos. You can either download from the Full Movie section or the HD Videos download. In the Full Movie section you get a choice of High (400 x 300 with a bit rate of 828 kbps), Medium (320 x 240 with a bit rate of 596 kbps) and Low (240 x 180 with a bit rate of 190 kbps) clips. The low quality is hardly worth downloading and the high really didn’t blow me away (excuse the pun). The HD Videos on the other hand were excellent, you either download in High (1280 x 720 with a bit rate of 3.48 Mbps) or Low (640 x 360 with a bit rate of 1.47 Mbps). The only downside with the HD videos is that you are going to need a PC with fairly decent spec otherwise it will be stammering and skipping all over the place. There are currently 144 full movies available for download and 18 HD movies. I was unsure as to how often and which sections are updated but from what I could see in the news and events section you aren’t going to be waiting too long for some more cum swallowing action.

Oh and just as a warning all of the videos are protected by DRM (Digital Right Management), this means that you will need a valid username and password to view any of the videos. So if you are planning on joining up for only a month, downloading loads of content and enjoying it for many months to come then I am afraid you will have to reconsider.


Photo Section:

You have the same sort of section as the videos, by this I mean that you get a standard photo section as well as HD Photos to choose from. The standard photos come in a fairly unimpressive 650 x 520 and, from what I could see, were simply screen shots of the videos available in the Full Movie section. The HD photos are much the same in a slightly better resolution of 1280 x 720 but the fact that all of the photos are screen caps makes them burry and really no match for photos in their own right.

The photos come with next to nothing in the way of options apart from a back and next button in the full size image viewer. To be honest I was extremely disappointed with the photo side of this site and in comparison with the rest of the site is was a big let down.





Picture Features

Quantity: 60 Galleries in the Image Gallery and 22 Galleries in the HD Pics (all screen shots)
Picture Size: Image Gallery – 650 x 520 and HD Pics - 1280 x 720
Searchable: No
ZIP Downloads:
Picture Slideshows:
Updates: Unable to tell



Video Features

Quantity: 144 full and 18 HD
Formats: WMV/ASF
Video Size: HD Video - High (400 x 300 with a bit rate of 828 kbps), Medium (320 x 240 with a bit rate of 596 kbps) and Low (240 x 180 with a bit rate of 190 kbps) and Standard Videos - High (1280 x 720 with a bit rate of 3.48 Mbps) and Low (640 x 360 with a bit rate
Clip Duration: Varies
Downloadable: Yes
Preview Thumbs: Yes
Video DRM:
IPod/PSP Videos:
Updates: Unable to tell



General Features

Member Support: Comprehensive
Movie Support: Comprehensive
Join Option: Credit Card
Join Fees: £19.99 for 30 days and £39.99 for 90 days
Cancellation Links: No