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Attack My Ass
Reviewed by Jacey on 19th May 2009

Overall Rating 80/100
Attack My Ass
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Another site from the Hardcore Network, the people behind Ass Smoothie, Her Last Fuck and I Love You Celeste, this one is all about filthy anal sex - in case you hadnít guessed! With some very dirty exclusive performances from some very dirty girls, fans of the niche will be pretty impressed - and the fact that you also get access to 20 other sites with a membership might well sway the rest of you! The site itself may not exactly be feature packed - but the porn pretty much speaks for itself!


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Overall Rating 80/100
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Attack My Ass is a simple site with a simple concept - to bring its members good quality hardcore ass sex - and thatís pretty much exactly what they do! If youíre into American style porn with hot women like Eva Angelina, Sandra Romain, Kelly Wells and Shy Love (who looks far from shy with a huge cock up her ass), then youíll be pretty pleased with the selection on offer here. The site itself, as already mentioned, is part of a large network, and as such it doesnít have the most mind boggling design and features - on logging in, you simply choose Attack My Ass from the sites menu in the Hardcore Network memberís area, and youíll be taken to a simple homepage that displays Pics, Vids, Top Rated and Latest Updates. Itís pretty obvious that the main focus is most definitely on the porn here, and theyíve bypassed the bells and whistles to concentrate on bringing you the sort of top quality filth that will keep you in pocket tissues for the foreseeable future!

There is a good amount of content on Attack My Ass, but if you ever tire of it, thereís plenty more here to keep you happy. With network sites spanning everything from Asian, Ebony and Lesbian to BBW, Vintage and Behind the Scenes, thereís something for everyone - thereís also free access to 6 webcam sites. From the Hardcore Network login page, you can access their extensive search tool - it enables you to find content from either your preferred site, or all of the sites across the network, and you can search via niche, model stats, ethnicity, and model name. The movies and pictures on Attack My Ass are good quality, and the girls put on some impressive performances, encompassing DP, MFF threesomes, and of course, plenty of gaping - this is not the site for you if youíre looking for amateur first timers, as these ladiesí asses can happily swallow 8 inches with minimum fuss and effort!

There are 177 movies on Attack My Ass at the moment, and theyíre available for download in 3 quality options - Best, Good and Fast Download, although the top 2 actually have the same video size. The maximum resolution you can expect here is 640x480, which is fine, although something a little larger wouldnít hurt for those of you who like to watch porn on your TV. To be honest, there isnít a hugely noticeable amount of difference between the Good and Best quality options, which have a bit rate of 2.31 and 3.99 Mbps respectively - they both played fine full screen on my monitor, so it just depends on how big you want to take them. The movies are only available in WMV, which is a shame - I would have liked to see a couple of other options here, not least some Flash videos, as the site advises you not to stream the movies (although I managed to with the lower two quality options) - some of the other sites on the network are in the process of having more formats added, including MP4 and Flash, so hopefully Attack My Ass will follow in their footsteps pretty soon. Movies are updated fairly regularly, usually every 3 or 4 days.

There are nearly 6,000 photos on Attack My Ass, and theyíre available in different resolutions, depending on the set - the largest I found was a massive 4064x2704! There arenít any special features here however, with no slideshow and no zip downloads available - from the photo gallery, images simply open in another webpage. The photos are professionally taken however, and are good quality, which goes some way to making up for the lack of options - still, the photo section could maybe benefit from a little TLC! The sets arenít in any sort of order, so I have no way of knowing how often the photos are updated.

Movies are updated every 3 to 4 days, but there is no update calendar in the photo section, so itís hard to say whether these are updated as regularly.

Picture Features

Quantity: 5,877
Picture Size: From 1000x750 to 4064x2704
Searchable: Yes
ZIP Downloads:
Picture Slideshows:
Updates: Unknown

Video Features

Quantity: 177
Formats: WMV/ASF
Video Size: 640x480 (up to 3.99 Mbps)
Clip Duration: Full length only - varies
Downloadable: Yes
Preview Thumbs: Yes
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IPod/PSP Videos:
Updates: 3-4 per week

General Features

Member Support: Yes
Movie Support: Yes
Join Option: Credit Card, Online Check, Telephone, Dialler
Join Fees: $4.90 for 2 days, $34.90 for 30 days, $79.20 for 90 days, $99.00 for 180 days
Cancellation Links: In support section