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Twistys Hard
Reviewed by Jacey on 28th June 2012

Overall Rating 83/100
Twistys Hard
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Another site from the Twistys network, Twistys Hard takes some of the world’s hottest models and gives them some man meat to play with, usually with spectacular results! The site itself is ridiculously simple to use, the content is great quality, and best of all you also get access to the main Twistys site with your membership. They've recently dropped the price of their 2 day trial to just $1.00, so you don't exactly have a lot to lose! If you’re looking for some good old fashioned hardcore featuring gorgeous women, but without any rubbish or weird niches, then this is the site for you!


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Overall Rating 83/100
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Sometimes all you need to get you off is a gorgeous woman getting the absolute granny shagged out of her - something which is becoming increasingly more difficult to find in today’s world of micro niche porn (there’s only so much you can do with a girl in tights with a banana up her arse squishing a water balloon between her tits), which is where sites like Twistys Hard come in; minimal storylines, no bullshit, just beautiful porn pros displaying their impressive cock milking skills! Ah, simple things...

The Twistys Hard site is very simply laid out and navigation is a breeze, but it’s still polished - there’s no mistaking that you’re on a quality site, and the content is fantastic. There’s an excellent member support section here too, and of course, with a click of the mouse you’ll be taken through to Twistys’ main site which has hundreds more movies and photosets, the famous Treat of the Month series, and the very active Twistys forums.

The Twistys Hard homepage displays a list of updates in date order, as well as the site’s top rated models and Twistys top 10 videos. You can either browse through the video content from here, or use the top navbar to access the video and photo pages as well as the main Twistys site. Updates are displayed with a decent preview image, model name, title and rating. My only criticism here is that there’s no search feature, which could make navigation a bit tedious for some of you.

There are various scenarios and locations here, from the sexy students getting banged in the classroom to naughty nurses shagging in the doctor’s surgery, but whatever the subject of the scene, there’s very little build up, so it’s in full flow within a minute or so. The action here is what you’d expect from a hardcore site - there’s oral, vaginal and anal penetration, POV, deep throat and plenty of cum spattering to be had! The girls are generally busty, hard bodied types, and there are no amateurs on the bill - from Bree Olson and Rebecca Linares to Audrey Bitoni and Nikki Benz, these girls are all pros!

There are 211 movies on the site so far, and they’re added to on a weekly basis. They’re available in various formats, including Flash, WMV, MOV and M4V for iPods/iPhones, and the largest resolution is a more than adequate 1280x720px. You can either download the movies in full or in 2 minute clips, in 3 different quality options - the clips also have their own preview images. Download speed is pretty good, but it didn’t blow me away - if you’re on a fast connection you should be fine though, and as you would expect from Twistys, the movies themselves are excellent quality throughout.

There are 231 photosets on Twistys Hard at the moment, which equates to almost 30,000 images. They’re available to download in medium or high res zip files, and the site also has its own slideshow player, so going hands-free isn’t an issue. The photos themselves are also fantastic quality at 3000x2000px - they’re certainly too big to be viewed without some serious scrolling!

The photo and movie sections are updated on a weekly basis.

Picture Features

Quantity: 231 sets - almost 30,000 images
Picture Size: 3000x2000px
Searchable: No
ZIP Downloads: Yes
Picture Slideshows: Yes
Updates: Weekly

Video Features

Quantity: 211
Formats: WMV/ASF, Quicktime/MOV, Flash
Video Size: 1280x720px
Clip Duration: Full length or 2 minute clips
Downloadable: Yes
Preview Thumbs: Yes
Video DRM: No
IPod/PSP Videos: Yes
Updates: Weekly

General Features

Member Support: Comprehensive
Movie Support: Comprehensive
Join Option: Credit Card, Online Check, Direct Pay, EU Debit
Join Fees: $1.00 for 2 days, $27.95 for 1 month, $95.40 for 1 year
Cancellation Links: In support section